From Jake, Beth's husband and Maci and Jacob's dad -
Top Ten Signs You're Having a Great Vacation in Southern California:
1. Your first flight is late and several people on the connecting flight are annoyed that they have to wait for you
2. Your 1-year old son screams at the top of his lungs for 45 minutes on the already-delayed flight from San Jose to Ontario because his ears won't pop
3. You borrow your father-in-law's truck and one of the belts breaks, cracking the radiator and causing the engine to overheat while you're driving it
4. It's 97 degrees outside at 10:00 AM
5. Your 1 year old son climbs on top of your in-laws' television, pulls it onto the floor, and it shatters into many, many, many pieces
6. Your new, $300 camera gets stolen at the San Diego Zoo
7. You break the mirror in your mother-in-law's van
8. Your camping mattress has a hole and you end up sleeping on the rocks
9. After you feed your last two tokens to the token-operated shower, you find out that the shower is out of order
10. Your 1-year old son screams at the top of his lungs for 30 minutes on the flight from Ontario to Portland because his ears won't pop
And though it may not sound like it, he had a great time!
2 comments:
I LOVE top 10 lists!
Bahahaha!!! Man, you guys should send that in to Letterman... and he really had a good trip after all that? What a trooper!
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