"So I just got this message you left for me on Pom Pom's cell phone telling me to go away and pick up sticks? Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like... having to put up with GARBAGE!"
What's great about Mar is not only does she know that I don't think putting up with her is like putting up with GARBAGE, she's actually reading this and laughing thinking of the message Homestar leaves on Marzipan's answering machine.
So happy number 29, Mar! We love you!f
2 comments:
yeah putting up with her isn't like putting up with garbage. 'cause garbage has funnier comebacks when i insult it. ha! this is where the roast is, right? (i know, it's not that funny, but it's all i could come up with on such short notice.) anyway, happy birthday, mar!
ooo, i got it! mar isn't like garbage cause the garbage gets taken out at least once a week. ha! wait, does that still work if you're married? i'll quit now. happy birthday again.
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